These jokes originated from a show that talks about

a smurf penis. The next clue is there.

What is a Canadian's favorite day of the week?

Sunday

What is a Canadian's favorite constellation?

They don't have one because they don't go out in the dark.

Summer Solstice

What is a Canada’s favorite day of the year? The Summer Solstice

Canada's Favorite Hockey Team

What is Canada’s favorite Hockey Team? The Calgary Flames

Night Light

What’s the number one way to go green in Canada? Switch your night light to an energy efficient bulb.

How I Met Your Mother Joke

How many Canadian's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What oh no the light bulb is out I'm scared.